Yes, I said ‘Stimulation Beverage’. I’m a bit confused too…

The newest crazy drink to hit the market is Fever. Yes, Fever. My vote for ‘Nausea’ apparently didn’t go over well with test audiences. I kid, I’ve not even tried this one yet, but had to share a bit, as its description caught me as unique.

I will just have to give it straight from the horse’s mouth on this one. Fever is an “all-natural, flavor-packed beverage that provides a sense of euphoria and stimulates body wellness“. Well damn, that sounds like quite a dramatic beverage, though I might point out that those were the same medicinal qualities doctors first noted with Coca cola… But wait, it get’s better.

Fever Stimulation Beverage recently launched three flavors claiming to “bring consumers 100% all-natural, organically-sourced beverages featuring a proprietary blend to stimulate the body’s senses, enhance body wellness, and provide feelings of pleasure and euphoria“.

I guess the name Cialisoda was already taken! Fever goes on to note all their SEXY attributes.. “new flavor combinations blend the benefits of each fruit ingredient to create a sweet, sexy and healthy mix of vitamins, minerals and anti-oxidants“.

I’ve seen sex used to sell almost everything, now I’ve seen it for everything. Coming next to GNC, Centrum Sexy… I feel a new cocktail coming. Vodka-Fever anyone?

-bryan

About Fever Stimulation Beverage
Fever is a 100% all-natural, non-carbonated stimulation beverage that offers numerous health benefits and enhances body wellness.  Made with the most premium herbal aphrodisiacs, Fever is rich in antioxidants and acts as a detoxifying beverage, while providing an overall feeling of euphoria and pleasure.  Fever also balances the Central Nervous System and enhances Libido.  Fever is a functional beverage focused on “Making Healthy Sexy!” through a combination of delicious flavors and a scientifically blended mix of herbs designed to stimulate the body.

http://www.feverusa.com/