What’s your drink of choice? A Cosmopolitan? Manhattan? Rum & Coke? Or is a Duck Fart more to your liking? Or maybe some Blood & Sand? How about a Scabby bandaid? Ok, so maybe I made that last one might up… or maybe it’s a Jager shot topping Bailey’s Irish Cream.
Wondering what’s real and what’s not? Check on the 10 cocktails with the most disgusting names, recipes of the selected are available at TheDailyMeal.com.
-bryan
Buzzard’s Breath
Apparently buzzards have slightly minty breath because this shooter mixes peppermint schnapps with amaretto almond liqueur and coffee liqueur.
Sewer Water
Not the result of a plumbing problem, this fruity gin cocktail with melon and pineapple liqueurs probably got its name from its muddy brown color.
Fat Like Buddha
Drinking too many cocktails will indeed make you gain weight, but that’s the last thing you want to think about during a night out on the town.
Swamp Gas
According to The Bartender’s Best Friend, this stinky sounding cocktail originated at Cobalt in New Orleans and mixes blue curacao with melon liqueur.
Gorilla Milk
Unsurprisingly, this cocktail has crème de banana in it, which is where the “gorilla” part comes in. Then light cream makes it “milk.” The mental image? Not so savory.
Monkey Gland
From the 1920s, the drink was apparently named for the gory work of Russian scientist Serge Vrononoff.
Salty Dog
Cute in reference to a weathered fisherman but do you want sip on it? Ahoy matey, turns out it’s just gin, grapefruit juice and salt.
Beauty Spot
We all know “beauty spot” is just a nice name for a mole, but this vibrant red-orange cocktail with gin, vermouth, orange juice and grenadine looks better than it sounds.
Goat’s Delight
This one has been around since before Prohibition, as evidenced by the inclusion of a dash of absinthe — enough to get your goat.
Windex
We’re guessing the blue curacao in this cocktail is to blame for the gross name, but it is a misnomer — cleanliness definitely doesn’t result from drinking these. See also: the Antifreeze.
Brain Tumor
There are also cocktails named the Brain Damage and Brain Hemorrhage, but the mix of Bailey’s, cherry brandy and peach schnapps definitely takes the cake.
Blood and Sand
Being named after a Rudolph Valentino film doesn’t make the scotch-brandy-orange juice mixed drink any more appealing.
Duck Fart
Need we say more? Odd combo of rye, Irish cream and coffee liqueur.
we were not informed of all ingredients in these drinks